Attention Residents!

How well do you know your neighbors?

One sword-wielding man crashed through another man's apartment trying to save a woman he thought was being sexually assaulted, only to be shown a porn movie from where the noise came. Hmm, talk about hearing a loud banging (sorry, bad pun). In another news, the body of a man dead for more than a year has been found in a chair in front of his television, which was still on. Tell this to your clients the next time they ask where do high ratings come from (sorry Nielsen).