Move over MTV, your days are numbered! Enter, "Death By Cleavage"!
Oh, and a proper digital camcorder + editing software, catchy rhymes and nice cleavage should really help.
No longer you'll need to go through the blood, sweat and tears of becoming a famous singer, e.g. spending hours in recording studio, sending demo tapes to record companies, funding your own video clip et al. With this Do-It-Yourself Celebritification Kit, all you need is a working camcorder and (again) cleavage!
How about seeing one of you execute this sort of instant stardom? Forget Indonesian Idol, you can be the world's!